September 2011
19 posts
Anonymous asked: what do horse feet have to do with kitty books?
Sep 19th
Anonymous asked: What is the best use of time?
Sep 18th
lilac-light asked: How do I cook the perfect steak?
Sep 17th
Anonymous asked: where do you live?
Sep 16th
Anonymous asked: Thanks, advice dog! You give better advices than psychotherapists!
Sep 15th
Anonymous asked: Should I buy a Nokia?
Sep 14th
Anonymous asked: my puppy’s peeing every few minutes. i’m getting really worried. we dont have a vet anywhere i live… she’s sort of limping on her hind leg. Could this have anything to do with it?
Sep 13th
2 notes
Anonymous asked: el cielo es azul?
Sep 12th
1 note
Anonymous asked: What to do to escape boredom?
Sep 11th
Anonymous asked: should i rape myself?
Sep 10th
3 notes
Anonymous asked via formspring: If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?
Sep 9th
Anonymous asked: how do i poop
Sep 8th
Anonymous asked: cleverbot
Sep 7th
Anonymous asked: whats my name
Sep 6th
Anonymous asked: What would you say to Osama before he died?
Sep 5th
Anonymous asked: are you a virgin?
Sep 4th
Anonymous asked: If your close guy friend: Sends you ‘xx’ when you leave, even if you only send one ‘x’. Plays a ‘spit game’ where he wipes his spit across your face (an inside joke). Speaks to your first on social networking sites and keeps the conversation going but suddenly stops replying. Says jokes such as ‘I’m going for a shower.. want to...
Sep 3rd
2 notes
Anonymous asked: How do I get girlfriend?
Sep 2nd
1 note
Anonymous asked: why does all your advice fucking suck?
Sep 1st
1 note
August 2011
11 posts
Anonymous asked: I was trying to think of a humorous question, but then I couldn’t think of one.
Aug 31st
Preston W. asked via Twitter: asians or caucasians?  
Aug 31st
Monty asked via twitter: bitches or hoes?
Aug 30th
2 notes
Anonymous asked: what should i eat for dinner?
Aug 29th
Anonymous asked: what do i do after i kill a squirrel?
Aug 28th
Anonymous asked: am i stupuid?
Aug 27th
Anonymous asked: AM I GOING TO WATCH PORN
Aug 25th
Anonymous asked: dear advice dog, where do you stay?
Aug 24th
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you’ve always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I’m feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username ‘lolsummer69’. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Aug 23rd
Anonymous asked: Are you related to nyan cat?
Aug 22nd
1 note
Anonymous asked: Y u no update in three months? :c
Aug 22nd
1 note
May 2011
8 posts
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May 8th
Anonymous asked: I feel like im never going to get a boyfriend that will love me
May 7th
1 note
Monty asked via twitter: how do you get rid of a cold, yet still drink?
May 6th
Anonymous asked: What do I do with all of this cheese?
May 5th
Monty asked via twitter: how do I get a job with the house energy and commerce committee?
May 4th
Anonymous asked: Should I update my iPhone
May 3rd
1 note
Monty asked via twitter: do you watch dog porn?
May 2nd
Anonymous asked: where should i go on my first date?
May 1st
April 2011
33 posts
Anonymous asked: do you love bella?
Apr 30th
Anonymous asked: what should i do tonight?
Apr 29th
Anonymous asked: who is your best friend?
Apr 28th
Anonymous asked: How come you didn't answer my Summer Question fagg0t ?
Apr 28th
Anonymous asked via formspring What’s the worst show on TV?
Apr 27th
Anonymous asked: What is gerrit smit?
Apr 26th
Anonymous asked via formspring If you could be a star athlete in any sport, which sport would you pick?
Apr 25th
Anonymous asked: get out.
Apr 24th
Anonymous asked via formspring If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Apr 23rd
Anonymous asked: what should I do with babies
Apr 22nd
Anonymous asked: Does he love me
Apr 21st
1 note
Anonymous asked via formspring Who’s the funniest person you know?
Apr 20th