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Sep 09

Anonymous asked via formspring:
If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

Sep 08

Anonymous asked:
how do i poop

Sep 07

Anonymous asked:
cleverbot

Sep 06

Anonymous asked:
whats my name

Sep 05

Anonymous asked:
What would you say to Osama before he died?

Sep 04

Anonymous asked:
are you a virgin?

Sep 03

Anonymous asked:
If your close guy friend:
Sends you ‘xx’ when you leave, even if you only send one ‘x’.
Plays a ‘spit game’ where he wipes his spit across your face (an inside joke).
Speaks to your first on social networking sites and keeps the conversation going but suddenly stops replying.
Says jokes such as ‘I’m going for a shower.. want to come? No? Okay? You sure? Room for 2?’ (literally like that) And randomly says pick up lines as a joke owhilst speaking over the internet.
Looks at you occasionally when you’re seemingly not looking at him.
Randomly ignores you one day/seems moody with you.
Shares music, photos with you.
Shows you his photographs.
When given a lift home, says thank you and directly looks in your eyes saying ‘see you tomorrow’
..Does it mean he likes you?
I’m so confused.

Sep 02

Anonymous asked:
How do I get girlfriend?

Sep 01

Anonymous asked:
why does all your advice fucking suck?

Aug 31

Anonymous asked:
I was trying to think of a humorous question, but then I couldn’t think of one.