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Anonymous asked:what do horse feet have to do with kitty books?

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 12:33:06 -0400

Anonymous asked:
what do horse feet have to do with kitty books?

Anonymous asked:What is the best use of time?

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 12:30:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
What is the best use of time?

lilac-light asked:How do I cook the perfect steak?

Sat, 17 Sep 2011 12:31:06 -0400

lilac-light asked:
How do I cook the perfect steak?

Anonymous asked:where do you live?

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 12:32:06 -0400

Anonymous asked:
where do you live?

Anonymous asked:Thanks, advice dog! You give better advices than psychotherapists!

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 12:32:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
Thanks, advice dog! You give better advices than psychotherapists!

Anonymous asked:Should I buy a Nokia?

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:33:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
Should I buy a Nokia?

Anonymous asked:my puppy’s peeing every few minutes. i’m getting really worried. we...

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:32:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
my puppy’s peeing every few minutes. i’m getting really worried. we dont have a vet anywhere i live… she’s sort of limping on her hind leg. Could this have anything to do with it?

Anonymous asked:el cielo es azul?

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 12:30:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
el cielo es azul?

Anonymous asked:What to do to escape boredom?

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:30:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
What to do to escape boredom?

Anonymous asked:should i rape myself?

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 12:30:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
should i rape myself?

Anonymous asked via formspring:If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would...

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 12:30:05 -0400

Anonymous asked via formspring:
If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

Anonymous asked:how do i poop

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 12:32:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
how do i poop

Anonymous asked:cleverbot

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 12:32:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
cleverbot

Anonymous asked:whats my name

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 12:32:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
whats my name

Anonymous asked:What would you say to Osama before he died?

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 12:33:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
What would you say to Osama before he died?

Anonymous asked:are you a virgin?

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 12:31:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
are you a virgin?

Anonymous asked:If your close guy friend:Sends you ‘xx’ when you leave, even if you...

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 12:30:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
If your close guy friend:
Sends you ‘xx’ when you leave, even if you only send one ‘x’.
Plays a ‘spit game’ where he wipes his spit across your face (an inside joke).
Speaks to your first on social networking sites and keeps the conversation going but suddenly stops replying.
Says jokes such as ‘I’m going for a shower.. want to come? No? Okay? You sure? Room for 2?’ (literally like that) And randomly says pick up lines as a joke owhilst speaking over the internet.
Looks at you occasionally when you’re seemingly not looking at him.
Randomly ignores you one day/seems moody with you.
Shares music, photos with you.
Shows you his photographs.
When given a lift home, says thank you and directly looks in your eyes saying ‘see you tomorrow’
..Does it mean he likes you?
I’m so confused.

Anonymous asked:How do I get girlfriend?

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:01:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
How do I get girlfriend?

Anonymous asked:why does all your advice fucking suck?

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 12:32:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
why does all your advice fucking suck?

Anonymous asked:I was trying to think of a humorous question, but then I couldn’t think of...

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:32:05 -0400

Anonymous asked:
I was trying to think of a humorous question, but then I couldn’t think of one.